You know who the best person ever is?
It’s you. Obviously. Oh, Mulv, how I adore thee. The summertime sadness of your skin is captivating, your wit and fondness for suffering reminds me of what makes us girls, and, in contrast, the winter-light of our woe is almost a national anthem that cuts through the scum… No homo.
YOU’RE THE BEST PERSON EVER.
To quote Nicki Minaj - “Give me all yo’ money and give me all yo’ residuals”.
Alas one of the inevitable downsides of remaining anonymous is that I’m afraid I don’t know who you are… But it’s lovely of you to say so nonetheless. I’m glad you enjoyed it! I shall give you an inordinate number of x’s regardless, on the assumption that you deserve them. xxxxxxxx Oh and *your. Good lord.
I was, until I realised I’ve been gay for about 7 years.